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A Chimp With A Machine Gun

A Chimp With A Machine Gun

A stunning book reveals how close Trump came to launching a nuclear war. This is what happens when 62 million Americans vote to give a chimp nuclear weapons.

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Sep 16, 2021
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by Bob Cesca

WASHINGTON, DC -- Those of you who follow my work on a regular basis are familiar with a prediction I made back in 2016. If Donald Trump became president, I forecasted, we’d most likely see a nuclear mushroom cloud somewhere. It might’ve been a test detonation or it might’ve been an attack or, even worse, he could’ve derped his way into some…

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Bob Cesca
Host of the Bob Cesca Show podcast. Weekly regular: The Stephanie Miller Show and TME with John Fugelsang. Podcaster, writer, cyclist, collector of nerdy things.
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