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Donald Trump Wants You...To Be Cannon Fodder In His War

Donald Trump Wants You...To Be Cannon Fodder In His War

Trump has given up on trying to stop people dying from Coronavirus. He now wants you to die so he can get reelected.

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May 07, 2020
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by Bob Cesca

WASHINGTON, DC -- Donald Trump might as well be wearing sweatpants and no makeup because he’s completely given up. Specifically, he’s given up on responding to the COVID-19 outbreak. I think I speak for all of us when I say, it’d be nice if he gave up the presidency, too, but we just aren’t that lucky. 

No matter what he did or didn’t do, the…

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