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Don't Effing Tan Your Balls

Don't Effing Tan Your Balls

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Apr 21, 2022
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by Bob Cesca

WASHINGTON, DC – Before we begin, let’s be clear about this: I’m not a doctor. What you’re about to read here is for information purposes only and shouldn’t be substituted for medical advice from a licensed professional. Also, I’ve been on testosterone replacement myself for years, so the following is most…

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