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Don’t Turn Us Into Belarus

Don’t Turn Us Into Belarus

A letter to the secret police defending the White House after Election Day

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Aug 11, 2020
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by Justin Rosario

There are less than 90 days until the election and Donald Trump is losing. Badly. There is no “silent majority”. There is no “secret Trump voter.” The polls are not rigged. He’s losing because he is the most corrupt, incompetent, and, let’s be honest, stupid president in American history. 

It would be great if, when he tries to illegally…

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