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Don’t You Dare Tell Me What Kind of Jew I Am You Lying Sack of Dog Crap

Don’t You Dare Tell Me What Kind of Jew I Am You Lying Sack of Dog Crap

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Sep 09, 2019
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by Rich Herschlag

Mr. President—and do not confuse the formality with an implication that you are any sort of mensch—I know you will not be reading this open letter or anything along its lines because among other things you don’t read. Watered down versions diluted by multiple aides will enter what is left of your cerebral cortex as a series of grudging,…

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