How to Be a COVID-19 Patriot

This is an opportunity for you to help your country, and there is no better way to do that than to help your president.

Mar 04, 2020

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by Rich Herschlag

Well, the liberals and President Xi have cooked up a virus to undermine the Trump presidency. Comey couldn’t pull it off. Neither could McCabe, Mueller, Pelosi or the whistleblower who we’re still bringing to justice. So Shifty Schiff and a bunch of Asian chem grad students got together like a lost episode of Breaking Bad to try to stic…

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