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How To Sell A Loser President

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How To Sell A Loser President

Trump’s presidency is almost over, but the revisionist fan-fiction has just begun.

Ben Cohen
Nov 12, 2020
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How To Sell A Loser President

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by Bob Cesca

WASHINGTON, DC -- During one of Donald Trump’s final rallies, he explained to his fanboys, “I’m running against the worst candidate in the history of presidential politics,” he said. “Puts pressure on me. Could you imagine if I lose? My whole life what am I gonna do? I’m not gonna feel so good. Maybe I’ll have to leave…

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