How To Thrive During COVID-19 By Jared Kushner

"As my father was always fond of saying, whatever doesn’t kill you makes you richer."

As told to Rich Herschlag

As I’ve so capably pointed out before, coronavirus was a hoax until it wasn’t. Now that it isn’t, I’ve answered my country’s call once again. Fresh off unadulterated triumphs bringing peace to the Middle East and ending the opioid crisis, I’ve been tapped to rid the nation of SARS-CoV-2, which I reserve the right to resume calli…