I Wanna Be Like Mike

My unconventional donation to Mike Bloomberg's 2020 presidential campaign.

by Rich Herschlag

What do you get the man who has everything? Everything, that is, other than the ability to pretend he wants to participate in a debate. While candidates like Pete Buttigieg and Amy Klobuchar can really use the spare 25 bucks my wife and I send every now and again, what can we get Mike Bloomberg? Even if we were somehow to pony up $1,000…