My 2020 Landslide, by Donald Trump
"Disqualify the women I’ve raped and assaulted. That alone would give me New Jersey."
As told to Rich Herschlag
My landslide victory in the 2020 U.S. Presidential race was huge. My absolute dominance at every regional, socioeconomic, racial, philosophical, metaphysical, and sartorial level cemented my place in history as an unquestioned leader, icon, beacon of light, and trendsetter. But looking at the actual vote tally can be very mislea…
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