Only The Right Could Make "Merry Christmas" Into An Attack
by Justin Rosario
'Twas the week before Christmas and all through country, the MAGAs were working to make Yuletide quite ugly.
"Merry Christmas!" they spat, as though hurling a curse. "Merry Christmas, you libtard! Don't you feel worse?"
Throughout this great land, the MAGAs roamed free, snarling and hissing from behind every tree.
"Merry Christmas!" they'd…
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