The First Black Hole Image Captured. It's Not Pretty....
The black hole was ultimately identified at a Make America Great Again rally in Grand Rapids, Michigan.

by Rich Herschlag
In a long anticipated climax, social scientists have for the first time photographed a black hole. Defined as an anthropomorphic creature so dark that light could not escape, and so amoral that space and time were warped, the black hole was ultimately identified at a Make America Great Again rally in Grand Rapids, Michigan.
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