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Believe it or not, the writer of this piece was in my high school graduating class. We were pals. That is Stuyvesant High School, 1980.

He was a satirist then, too.

The apple rarely falls far.

We also had, supposedly, Beastie boy Adam Horowitz.

We DID have two of the world’s leading scientists, Michael Greene and Lisa Randall. I asked out the latter. Like all the other girls, she turned me down.

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Did you ask AI to make the picture? That's not O.J.

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Inferring re Ivana Trump, R.I.P. too?

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I have to laugh because I thought this too when I heard that OJ died. It popped in my head - "Gee, couldn't you see Trump choosing OJ as VP?". You basically completed my original thought.

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